Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his desert?
He was stuffed!!
(ha, ha, ha)
Customer: "Waitress! Will my pancakes be long?"
Waitress: "No Sir, I expect they'll be round, as usual!"
(ha, ha, ha)
What do you get if your parakeet flies into the blender?
Shredded tweet.
(Oh that was sick! lol)
Why did the police stake out the baseball field?
They heard that players were stealing bases!!
(he, he, he, ha, ha, ha)
I told you they were lame but hope they brought a smile to your face!!
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