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Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States , beginning with the Year 2012.
For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to solve our problems.
No, it's not Sarah Palin, it's . . .
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MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Very eloquently put..........don't you think?
Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures. ."......
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Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. "
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Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away.. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
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Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."
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Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals ."
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"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."
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"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
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"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?"
(Now that's scary!)
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"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."
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"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."
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Best revenge? Smile, be happy, never let them know it hurt.