My girlfriend DAWN sent this to me for my Husband, I laughed...He'll love it!!

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The Highway Patrol Officers are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you two Dallas Cowboys tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys.

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 75,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!"

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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For those of you not familiar with the Dallas Cowboys they played really awful this past year and are out of the playoffs for the Super Bowl!

Blue Sky...

I hadn't blogged in a day or two and thought Ekk...I need to take a photo so I can post it, lol...So what better than the beautiful blue sky we had today...

I was actually playing with the camera...we had about 1/10th of an inch of rain the other day...maybe not even that but the grass started coming up...and it's green, lol...So I took my life into my own hands and laid down out in the pasture and took the photo above...Thank goodness no fire ants but the sticker burrs got me, OUCH!

Then I rolled over onto my back and saw the comtrail from this jet flying over and thought cool...Not sure at the time if the photo would turn out or not as I was using my 28-105mm lens, but it didn't come out too bad...at least I thought it was cool...and the jet was up there pretty darn high too...

We are all doing well and love having Grammy here...Michael is being spoilt getting extra attention...Today him and Grammy were playing Helicopter attack, lol...and No I didn't think about getting a photo, ekk...She reads him his bedtime books, which he loves...and if Momma is busy and he needs something he just runs to Grammy (Thanks MOM!)...She is a person who loves to play games and Michael loves that...(I'm not too much of a game person)...

Michael is adjusting to school after 2 weeks off...Monday afternoon/evening was rough and he was Mr. Grouch but he's getting better and looking forward to the weekend already, lol...He's really improved on all his school work and lessons and I am very proud of him...For the rest of the year they are working on preparing the kinders for 1st grade, Yea!! Now lets just hope Michael will pass and move on...

A visit from "Bugs"...

I spotted this little guy last week, late at night, under the bird feeders but he scampered off before I could even attempt a photo...Well tonight he was back and I am assuming because it is sooo Darn Cold that he decided eating was more important that running from me...

I wasn't sure if I could get a photo...not sure my on board flash would reach far enough or if I could get the focus clear enough...Below is my attempt...His eyes reacted to the flash. I tried to fix the eyes in PSE but they looked awful so I just left them...

My dilemma was what is he...Certainly not a Jack Rabbit...and that is all I've seen around here...I've seen cotton tails up North but this guys Ears were so darn big...and he was pretty big for a cotton tail too...Well I found out something new tonight while researching rabbits in Texas...There are 3 different types...Cotton tail, Swamp rabbit and Jack rabbit...

I am thinking he is a Swamp rabbit...but then I may be wrong too...Maybe the cotton tails down here are bigger than their Northern cousins...So John W. can you help me out with this, lol...My Mother thought he might have been a baby Jack Rabbit but his ears aren't long enough...

I'm actually stunned that he actually stayed put while I took photos...I took 3 and this was the best out of the bunch...

I want to thank all of you that are with me in spirit (cough, cough) while I do my Morning walk...I thought about y'all this morning while I took a walk on the cold side...40 degrees F. It wasn't bad until I started walking into the wind...brrrr....I walked 2 miles and took 3725 steps...Tomorrow I won't be able to go for my morning walk so I expect y'all to do it for me and think of me while your doing it, LOL.....MWA!!

Whew what a day....

Before I begin my story of what we did today I want to thank Helen...She went out of her way this Christmas to make sure I had a little bit of Australia on our Christmas tree....We loved our Koalas hanging on their own tree....Thank you Ms. Helen!

Today (Saturday) Fred wanted to run to Houston to eat at a fabulous restaurant we found there but Mom in law said No way, lol...Can't say as I blame her...a very long drive just to go eat...So she asked if we would take her over to Port O'Conner to a restaurant (Clarks) where you can eat out on the deck overlooking the intercoastal canal...Last time we took her over there we were able to watch dolphins while we ate...it was pretty sweet....I got online and checked but found no hours for the restaurant but on their blog it said they were open...So we took off on our adventure...We didn't eat breakfast assuming we'd be eating lunch soon...We drove and drove...got over there and guess what, grrr....They were CLOSED!! Sigh...Now what?

I told Fred there was another restaurant in Port Lavaca where you could eat and watch the Bay....So we preceded to drive to Port Lavaca...We got over there and guess what, grrr, they were closed for the Holidays...There was one more that I knew of down by the causeway to Port Comfort so we drove over there...That restaurant was totally gone, poof...lol...By this time we were pretty darn hungry...So we settled for a seafood restaurant that was NOT near the water and had lunch...sigh...With the shrimp industry failing it also seems like the restaurants are too...

I saw this great view of the Port Lavaca Lighthouse from where we ate, so I ran and grabbed the camera...Then all the trucks pulled up there and parked, lol...sometimes you just can't win...We also managed to find the quilt store that was in Port Lavaca and it was 1/2 price day...So Mom got some good deals and some really cute stuff too...It wasn't a totally failed adventure! Just wish we could have sat on a deck and ate near the water as it was a beautiful day!

Upon our return home I fed Julie (horse) and noticed this little doe was waiting for her corn...So I threw out some corn and grabbed the camera...I was able to snap a few photos before Julie came over and the doe frantically danced around as Julie was eating her corn, lol...This little doe is getting quiet used to me and I am hoping that soon I can get even better photos of her...Now if I could just get Julie to stop eating her corn.

Uh Oh I've been spotted!!

Then Ralph, our barn cat, came up and sat down so I captured this shot of him...That was my photo fix for the day. I saw a lot of hawks on the electric lines between Victoria and Port Lavaca today...But my sweet dear spouse would not stop so I could try for a photo, grr....

Quality time with Daddy

Fred was running the roads most of the day, then he came home and worked outside on his tiller...This evening he decided to spend sometime with Michael, trying to fly kites!!

The wind was not cooperating and would die down and splat would go the kite...I finally took Michaels smaller fish kite out and they did manage to get that up and keep it up...

Grammy took the photos with her camera as I was comotose in the recliner with a digital scrap magazine and wasn't moving...I did look out the window periodically to see how the boys were doing...

Butterfly kite was just too heavy for the wind today...

So they tried the fish kite and it went up...up...

and away....Michael was just tickled!!

As I said Grammy had her camera and she was snapping away....I saw this Photo of myself and said sheesh I look like hell...Mom says "Well that is how you look!"...Thanks MOM!!

Michael starts back to school Monday and I am going to start walking again...I have too!! So who's going to join me on my morning walks??

A New Years Surprise to the Photo Challenge Blog

Helen and her husband have been working on some exciting changes to the Photo Challenge for 2009. A real challenge and change - are you up for it?

THE PHOTO CHALLENGE BLOG IS MOVING!

Yes that is right. Due to a variety of circumstances we seem to have outgrown our blog - collages are becoming too big and blog listings hard to keep up to date for you all. So, a forum was made. That is right, we have our very own PCF - Photo Challenge Forum (big thanks goes out to my dear friend Helen's Husband for hosting it for FREE). Here you will be able to register to participate and submit your own photo to weekly challenges, as well as vote in the poll for "Photo of the Week" as usual. There are also the added benefits of a welcome board so we can get to know each other better and photo and camera thread where we can all share our knowledge and learn from each other. So when you see that amazing photo we can pick that members brain on how they did it!Please bear in mind, this is the first time Helen has have ever created a forum and there are sure to be teething problems. But with the help of Helen, Wendy and other members familiar with forums we will iron things out along the way.



Please go to the Photo Challenge Blog for all the details.

I saw this article on Yahoo when I came online this evening and paused to read it...Goodness knows I could use all the help I can get with my Marriage, lol...I think we all could...But it was an interesting article and I thought I'd share it with y'all....

Click here to read the article

Dating 101: Seven Things No One Tells You About Marriage
The surprising, enlightening, and sometimes hard truths married folks all face -- and how they teach us about what love really means.

By Ylonda Gault Caviness for Redbook Photo: ©iStockphoto.com/TriggerPhoto